targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

danielsdesario:

Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum at Bondi Beach

burgrs:

u get teary-eyed when u yawn bc u miss ur bed 

Julius Pepperwood (and his gal Friday, Jessica Night): Zombie Detectives

The night was inky hot. She strode into his office with a sense of purpose, place, another word here?  She had zombie legs that went on for miles. They were the kind of legs you could sink your teeth into. Pepperwood had two friends; one if you count his hat. The other was his gal Friday, Jessica Night.She was small in stature but not in spunk and a super annoying know it all. 

freecocaine:

omfg

dotcore:

Pokétryoshka.
by Michael Myers.

via Marlene Doll.